Episodes

Aug. 28, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Does This Mean He Hates Us?

We're back again, this time with a shorter episode than normal - Montreal? Not a fun match to talk about, and the boys were social-ing a LOT more quietly this week than normal. Also, we're off to Dragon Con in Atlanta this weekend, so we didn't quite have as many days of content to plumb through as…

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Aug. 26, 2025

Man-Marked in Montreal, Why Beloko Left, Assessing Rodo, Quakes Previ…

This week Landon and Jeremiah try to keep things fun while discussing the Montreal match and the weird end to the transfer window. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Landon ...

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Aug. 21, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Second Careers

We've got a full show today, fresh off our moody-as-heck draw against Frisco last weekend! We: interview four of the sweetest puppies (come home with me, Hamilton, please) rate some fierce, fine, and f.....interesting 'fits i...

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Aug. 18, 2025

Owen Wolff's Magic, Dallas's "Fashion", All-Time Best XI, Montreal Pr…

This week Landon and Jeremiah break down why Austin couldn't beat Dallas, and wonder if any moves will be made before the transfer window closes. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Jeremiah on the Austin Eras podcast - Mount Rushmore of MLS's Most…

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Aug. 14, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Verde Pony Club & FC Frisco Preview

We're back with a normal episode for y'all today! We... Interview FOUR matchscot puppies Examine pre-match fits Rate goal cellies Discuss social media standouts Preview the FC Frisco match and reveal the man of Steph's jersey...

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Aug. 11, 2025

Success/Failure vs Houston, Rodo's GAM Heist, Cascante's Future, FC D…

This week Landon and Jeremiah analyze the Houston Dynamo match, answer more listener questions, and debunk some player rumors. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Jeremiah on...

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Aug. 7, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: All Star Mr Worldwide & Houston Dynamo Opponent Sp…

Mike and Steph went to work this weekend at the Meet the Player event! They used their fan-experience time to all of our advantage to find out important intel like: Is Sabovic sneaky funny? Whose wife is the best fashion infl...

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Aug. 4, 2025

Listener Questions, Houston Preview w/ Marcelo Balboa, ATX's Worst-Ev…

This week Landon and Jeremiah answer a bunch of listener questions, and are joined by Apple TV's Marcelo Balboa to preview the Houston Dynamo match. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - Ray Romano's Moontower Soccer - Closed door friendly update - L…

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July 31, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Ab Crunchies

Hello Friends! We are on time this week - is it because Mike has been getting influenced by watch ads on instagram? You'll never know! Today we're all about the boys, doing a recap of last week's match against DC United. We have FOUR (count 'em!) goal cellies to rate...but are they even worth ratin…

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July 29, 2025

(Corrected) Why It Clicked in DC, MLS Schedule Change, Transfer Link …

(We accidentally uploaded the wrong file the first time, but it has now been fixed. Sorry!) This week Landon and Florida Man Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's big, fun win in DC, as well as some player links that may have fallen apart. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon…

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July 28, 2025

Why It Clicked in DC, MLS Schedule Change, Transfer Link Updates, and…

This week Landon and Florida Man Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's big, fun win in DC, as well as some player links that may have fallen apart. Other questions and topics include: - Progress Texas event w/ Landon and Brad Stuver - What made the offense look so good? - Opportunities ahead to climb the ta…

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July 25, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Hey Now, Brad's an...

We're back again, this time with special guest Landon Cotham of Moontower Soccer fame! We did things a bit different this week without a match to review, giving a highlight reel recap of our All-Star Week experience in Austin...

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July 20, 2025

All-Star Week Preview, New CB Rumor, Galaxy Recap, DC Preview, and mo…

This week Landon and Mike accidentally made a very long episode (oops), so feel free to break it up into multiple listening sessions and/or use the timestamps to jump around. Questions and topics include: - All-Star Week Even...

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July 18, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: beer

It's been a wild, unhinged week in the AustinFCverse, and this episode of Swoontower maintains that vibe! We've got a lot to talk about! Revs draw at home The most outfit we've seen all year Galaxy stomping in Carson Gilhairm...

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July 14, 2025

All Hail King Bradley, Undeserved Open Cup Win, Obrian Leaving?, and …

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Mike to discuss the Diego Palacios rumors and play "Landon's Game". Other questions and topics include: - Austin FC's (undeserved?) Open Cup win - All hail King Bradley - Did Desler deserve a red? - Penalty kick strategies - Vazquez's heartbreaking injury…

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July 11, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Using The Sauna, Bro

We're back! And 12 hours late with the release this week, and so sorry about it! It takes everybody a bit of time after a vacation to get back into the swing of things and your Swoontower hosts are no different. That said, th...

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July 7, 2025

Palacios to ATX?, "Landon's Game", Open Cup and Revs Previews, more

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Mike to discuss the Diego Palacios rumors and play "Landon's Game". Other questions and topics include: - Kerr County Flood Relief Fund - Diego Palacios rumor - Does this mean Rodo doesn't care about 2025? - San Jose Open Cup preview (22:00) - New England…

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July 4, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Vacation Hangover, INtangibles, and LAFC Preview w…

This week we're at the beach! You'll notice an explicit tag, because our LA-based guests used two curse words and I don't want anyone to feel bad playing this for their kids and be surprised by those words! I also put this in...

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June 30, 2025

How Beloko Fits, Player Salary Drop, Seattle Analysis, Player Rumors,…

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss how Nicky Beloko fits into the team and break down the loss in Seattle. Other questions and topics include: - Jeremiah's boring dreams - Did the break hurt Austin? - Nicky Beloko scouting...

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June 26, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: That's What He's There For

We missed y'all last week, but are back with vengeance to recap the RBNY match with so many goal cellies to rate! Then, we sneak up on Moontower listener questions to give our clone and superhero opinions, and spend some time...

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June 23, 2025

ATX Players as Superheroes, Clone XI Revisited, And Many Other Listen…

This week Landon and Jeremiah answer a bunch of listener questions and preview the Seattle Sounders match. Other questions and topics include: - Dog on the pitch!!! - MLS All-Star Week details - How would MLS Pro/Rel work? - ...

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June 16, 2025

RBNY Win, Two in a Row, Building Chemistry, Stats Trivia, and more

This week Landon and Jeremiah break down Austin's win against the Red Bulls and discuss the things that are finally coming together for this team. Other questions and topics include: - See Landon at the Podcast Creator Summit tonight! - "If we win tomorrow, that's called a winning streak" - Scroll …

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June 13, 2025

SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Carcast, THE Picture, and more!

Hello friends! We're in Upstate New York for a wedding this weekend, but that can't stop us from bringing you a new Swoontower, live from the car, right off the dome! Edited in a hotel room, the audio quality isn't the best b...

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June 9, 2025

Adrian Healey's Mid-Season Thoughts, Win at CO, Nade Profile, Desler'…

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by famed soccer broadcaster, Adrian Healey, to discuss the state of Austin FC and cover the latest news. Other questions and topics include: - See Landon at the Podcast Creator Summit ...

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