Episodes

This week Landon and Jeremiah analyze Austin FC's friendly against NYCFC, and discuss what Rodo should do with the two extra international slots. Other questions and topics include: - NYCFC Friendly - Analyzing the attacking shape - Deciphering Rosales's position - What does "arriving" mean in soccer? - When everyone will be healthy - Facu Torres Press Conference - Two international slots - Sell them or sign Alastuey? - Coachella Valley Invitational preview - Join the Patreon - Free parking ...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's first training and media availability of 2026, and a potential Obrian exit. Other questions and topics include: - Stuver and Ilie making us proud - Facundo Torres becomes official - Who he is and who he isn't - What happened in Brazil? - Surely Obrian is gone now?! - Would Rodo sign Diego Fagundez? - Nico's plans for Austin's attack - Nico's thoughts on the left back group - Could Jon Bell be the new fashion icon? - SAFC friendly - Austin FC h...

This week Landon, Jeremiah, and Steph get drunk and answer listener questions, while a sober Mike hosts. The first segment is the news of the week and still kid-friendly, but you might want to send the kids to bed for the rest of the show. Questions and topics include: - Facundo Torres to Austin FC? - Owen's surgery - Jon Gallagher extension - Moontower AFTER DARK - More F/M/K matchups - Rewatching a match as a drinking game - Trivia with shots as consequences - Listener Questions - So much mor...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's first training and media availability of 2026, and a potential Obrian exit. Other questions and topics include: - First training of 2026 - Who was and wasn't there - Potential Obrian exit - Estevez hints at more roster movement - What Pereira's contract extension means - Brandon Vazquez's return timeline - Would you want Chucky Lozano in Austin? - Austin FC preseason schedule - Uzuni's hotel - Join the Patreon - Free parking at Amplify - Free ...

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Paul Dolan, a long-time Vancouver Whitecaps analyst, to take a deep dive into Jayden Nelson. Other questions and topics include: - Owen Wolff re-signs as a U22 player - What does U22 mean? - What does that mean for the roster build? - Recap of this offseasons ins and outs - What other moves do we expect? - Is the current roster better than 2025? - Paul Dolan on Jayden Nelson - Nelson's strengths and weaknesses - How did Sorensen transform the Vancouve...

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Steph and Mike to give the 2025 Swoontower Superlatives, and to cover some potential player movement. Other questions and topics include: - Come hang out New Years Day at Turnstile! - Official details of the Rosales move - Scouting reports of the SuperDraft picks - Our takes on the Tadeo Allende rumor - Is Biro leaving us? - New MLS divisions - 2025 Swoontower Superlatives (59:01) - Class Clown, Best Smile, Best Friends, and more - Steph's new crime p...

Surprise! Due to the insane amount of news this week, we recorded a show even though we said we were taking the week off. This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss the sale of Bukari, and the incoming moves of Jayden Nelson and Joseph Rosales. Other questions and topics include: - Submit questions for "Moontower After Dark" - Come hang out New Years Day at Turnstile! - Details of the Bukari, Nelson, and Rosales moves - Why Bukari and not someone else? - Where do Nelson and Rosales fit in the team? ...

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by old friend, Chris Welhausen, to compete against Landon in Austin FC trivia, and discuss the reported signing of Jon Bell. Other questions and topics include: - Austin have reportedly signed Jon Bell - Not this Jon Bell - Comparing Bell and Cascante - MLS SuperDraft preview - What can we expect from the draft? - What is Owen Wolff's real market value? - Jeremiah's Austin FC trivia game w/ Chris Welhausen - Join the Patreon - Free parking at Amplify - F...

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Scott Specht to revisit our preseason Over/Under Predictions, and discuss the reported trade of Stefan Cleveland. Other questions and topics include: - Stefan Cleveland traded to Sporting Kansas City - Why this move is bigger than $50k - What to expect from offseason mechanisms - Could Argentina come to Austin this summer? - No more wait list for season tickets - Over/Under Predictions Revisited w/ Scott Specht - Join the Patreon - Free parking at Amp...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's offseason roster decisions and how they feel about them. Other questions and topics include: - Jon Gallagher is the best - Austin FC announces roster decisions - Ilie Sanchez will return in 2026 - What's the plan for Cleveland and Las? - Rodo will have limited options - Ways to open senior roster spots - Jon Bell linked to Austin FC - Would Paul Rothrock make sense for Austin? - Join the Patreon - Free parking at Amplify - Free Ticket Giveaw...

***Apologies for the sub-par audio quality on this week's show. We had some technical issues and had to make do with what we had. Thanks. This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by Seth Rau to break down the 2026 Austin FC schedule. Other questions and topics include: - Austin FC Media Cup recap - Diego Rubio says farewell - Ervin Torres earns Homegrown contract - Seth Rau on the 2026 Austin FC schedule - Austin FC's best away days - Jason Shackell named as new FCito coach - Biggest surprise...

This week Landon and Jeremiah break down the MLS schedule shift and answer more listener questions. Other questions and topics include: - Offseason hobbies - MLS makes huge schedule changes - Why these changes are important - Reported shift to a single table - Who would be in Austin's conference? - International duty roundup - Could Austin FC sign Zimmerman or Espinoza? - Should Austin buy out a DP? - At what price would you sell Uzuni? - Should Austin FC move on from Gally? - Which MLS coach w...

This week Landon and Jeremiah answer listener questions, and discuss a few potential roster changes. Other questions and topics include: - Urawa Reds let Landon down - Jeremiah is the oldest living Liverpool player - Landon's take on renewing Ilie - Two moves that almost certainly won't happen - Japan's cool Toyotas - What is Austin FC's identity after five years? - Felipe or Diego as sh**housing king? - What does Owen Wolff's future look like? - Lots of other listener questions - Join the Patr...

This week, Mike and Jeremiah reflect on Austin FC's first round playoff series exit against LAFC - we try to find some storylines and takeaways from the matches, discuss some hypothetical Witches' Deals, reflect a bit on the 2025 season, and discuss the potential for hope in 2026. We also mess up the intro and outro and talk about how much we miss Landon - we can't wait for him to be back in the saddle again! Support the show

It's Halloween and the scariest thing we're facing are the Sonny fans on instagram! Today we talk about LAFC Playoff Match 'fit checks Match Moods Goal Celly and we recap the Austin FC boys & fam Halloween costumes! Meet us in section 135 a half hour before kickoff for a Swoontower photo! Support the show

This week Mike and Jeremiah are joined by Special Guest Host Adrian Healey to help fill the Landon-sized hole in our hearts; we discuss, amongst other things: How do we feel about Austin’s 2nd best season so far? LAFC Playoff Preview & Los Verdes Watch Party locations An initial look back on 5 Years of Verde And as always, we cover bits of Austin FC news including: Brad Stuver's newest nomination for the Audi Goals Drive Progress MLS Humanitarian of the Year Award New Investors Joining the ...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss the final regular season game, and what we learned going into the playoff series against LAFC. Other questions and topics include: - Landon says goodbye to a friend - What does this loss mean for the playoffs? - Austin defies statistics for 74 minutes - Taking joy in San Jose's pain - Academy keeper called to PR senior team - Playoff Party at Mohawk - How will we play against Son and Bouanga? - Landon's XI for LAFC series - Join the Patreon - Free parking a...

This week we've got a recap of LAFC at home, a VERY SERIOUS playoff mentality discussion, and a podcast digest. And of course, our regular features, as always! Matchscot Interviews with Pickle and Theo! Fit Checks Match Moods Social Media Standouts and the Man of Steph's Jersey! Thank you all so much for listening! Support the show

This week Landon and Mike break down Austin's win against LAFC that clinched 6th place, then look ahead to San Jose and the playoffs. Other questions and topics include: - Buy tickets for the Crugnolas' show - Win against LAFC clinches 6th place - Wait, but how? (MLS table math) - Will we see LAFC in the playoffs? - Mike playing mind games with the opposition - Owen Wolff comes up big again - "Know when to change the speed" - San Jose Earthquakes preview - Why San Jose is good practice for th...

We did it! We got an episode out before the next match started! If you want to hear a little about why we've been so busy and on a different schedule lately, show up to our Multilingual Mixer on Monday night 10/13! Today we talk about: Deebo - maybe the cutest hippo matschscot of all time? Match Moods Goal Celly: Svatok Svatoking Social Media Standouts (we crown a new all-time best player-shared social series of all time, sorry Valencia at Universal!) Then, we preview the opponent spotlight w...

This week Landon and Jeremiah commiserate over a tough week, then look ahead to Austin's potential playoff scenarios. Other questions and topics include: - Stuver's comments about the locker room - Austin FC officially clinch a playoff spot - Should Nico have strayed from the back 5? - Open Cup Final recap - Criticizing and defending referees - Penso making an example of Dani? - Hungover vs St. Louis City - Which contract options should be picked up? - Players missing for international duty -...

We've got a big episode looking back on the Austin FC 2025 Open Cup run and Final experience, as always within the same structure you're used to with us: Fit Checks Match Moods Social Media Standouts And, after our Open Cup lookback, Steph gives us the Man of Her Jersey. Thank you so much, everyone, for being you. Support the show

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss (briefly) the loss at RSL, then look ahead to Wednesday's US Open Cup Final vs Nashville. Other questions and topics include: - Landon and Mike are too old for punk shows - What the Open Cup final means for Austin - ATX rotate heavily in Salt Lake - Defensive missteps to learn from - What we took away from Fodrey's start - US Open Cup preview vs Nashville SC - Who will Nico start on the back line? - St Louis CITY preview - MLS releases GAM numbers - Brad...

On this week's Swoontower, we've got a doozy of an episode! Between the Bobby Jones CSF Verde Homecoming fundraiser, an incredible match at home against Seattle, the 4ATX Gala, and Brad Stuver's contract extension, we've got more than enough going on to fill your ears with a fun show. Listen in to hear us talk about: Matchscots! Fit ChecksSeattle, and... THE 4ATX GALA! Match Moods Goal Cellies Social Media Standouts And as always, wait until the end of the episode to hear the Man of Step...