Episodes

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss how Nicky Beloko fits into the team and break down the loss in Seattle. Other questions and topics include: - Jeremiah's boring dreams - Did the break hurt Austin? - Nicky Beloko scouting report - Analyzing defensive breakdowns - Why Landon isn't sold on Nico Figal - How many more moves will come this summer? - Whose minutes could Beloko take? - Highlights from the MLSPA Salary Drop - LAFC Preview (1:14:30) - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage ...

We missed y'all last week, but are back with vengeance to recap the RBNY match with so many goal cellies to rate! Then, we sneak up on Moontower listener questions to give our clone and superhero opinions, and spend some time on social media standouts from the international break, including: Double Disney trips Worst dressed slander ALL STARS Don't forget to stick around to find out the Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show

This week Landon and Jeremiah answer a bunch of listener questions and preview the Seattle Sounders match. Other questions and topics include: - Dog on the pitch!!! - MLS All-Star Week details - How would MLS Pro/Rel work? - Revisiting Austin FC Clone XI - Should Austin pick up Ilie's option? - Wolff vs Estevez in build up play - ATX players as track athletes - Which superheros would each player be? - "Robert Miller" lightning round - Seattle Sounder preview - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket Giv...

This week Landon and Jeremiah break down Austin's win against the Red Bulls and discuss the things that are finally coming together for this team. Other questions and topics include: - See Landon at the Podcast Creator Summit tonight! - "If we win tomorrow, that's called a winning streak" - Scroll through this post for the Owen photos - Austin FC fans make statement during match - Chemistry is finally building - Svatok and Pereira's big defensive games - We try to decide if Sabovic is good - ...

Hello friends! We're in Upstate New York for a wedding this weekend, but that can't stop us from bringing you a new Swoontower, live from the car, right off the dome! Edited in a hotel room, the audio quality isn't the best but we do some Celly Ratings, a deep-dive on THE PICTURE, and of course, we find out the Man of Steph's Jersey. We can't wait to be back in the studio at home, but I think this was better than nothing - what about y'all? Support the show

This week Landon and Jeremiah are joined by famed soccer broadcaster, Adrian Healey, to discuss the state of Austin FC and cover the latest news. Other questions and topics include: - See Landon at the Podcast Creator Summit - Would JB ever get tired of goals? - THAT locker room photo... - Mikkel Desler's importance - Players knew their roles in Colorado - The highs and lows of Vazquez and Bukari - WHY this team looks better without Uzuni - Adrian Healey's thought's on 2025 - Profile of Mickael...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's match and away trip to San Diego: Sea Dogs Fit Checks (and coffee judgement) Match Moods (and why you should join an away trip) Then, we spend some time on social media standouts from the week, including: A2Toques Foundation's first event Brad's letter Steph being a trivia monster (I'm so sorry Stef and Riley) We hash out how we're feeling mid season, then wrap up with a makeshift COL preview from Mike's research! Don't forget to stick ...

This week Landon and Jeremiah do a mid-season check-in and discuss how Austin FC should move forward for the rest of the year. Other questions and topics include: - RSL and San Diego recaps - The attack continues to disappoint - Where is BHI? - Mid-Season Review - What's Austin's way forward? - Change tack or stay the course? - Can we still justify Uzuni starting? - Would this squad be better off under Wolff? - Kervin Andrade linked to Austin FC - Colorado Rapids Preview (1:05:57) ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's matches against Minnesota and Real Salt Lake: The Forrest Wizard Fit Checks (a reprise of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) Match Moods Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Tony Sanchez from SanDiego.Futbol - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: What San Diego's been up to Who we should keep an eye on this weekend San Diego recs in and out of the stadium for everyone travelling! Don't forge...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss the Open Cup win against Houston and the draw in Minnesota. Other questions and topics include: - Ilie explains Austin's ambition - Did we play better against Vancouver or Houston? - Bukari continues to perform in Houston win - Breaking down the Kolmanic goal - How do we feel about a point in Minnesota? - Open Cup scenarios - RSL and San Diego Previews (1:06:28) - Join the Patreon - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - much more Moon...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's matches against Vancouver and the Houston Dynamo in the US Open Cup Matchscot interview Fit Checks Match Moods SO MUCH SPICE! Social Media Standouts, feat: JimmyTime Steaks Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Dan and Matt of The Loony Bin Podcast - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: What Minnesota's been up to (killing it, tbh, on the field and on socials) Anything we might be able...

This week Landon and Jeremiah break down a 2-point week that could have been a 6-point week, and discuss the Bukari and Beloko transfer rumors. Other questions and topics include: - Comparing the Atlanta and Vancouver games - On pace for record low goal scoring - But is there reason for hope? - A fine line between "adjustments" and "tinkering" - Could Bukari really leave this summer? - Landon watched film on Nicky Beloko - Is Kevin de Bruyne really interested in Austin? - Houston Dyn...

Steph here, taking back the reins for show notes because this is a very serious podcast and I love moms. Today's episode starts with recaps of a TRIPLE match week: away @Cincinatti, home v Atlanta, and the Austin FC and Atlanta Unified team match at Q2! We cover: Katori, our matchscot who thankfully stayed home out of the heat this week! Make sure to look at all the cute pics of her though . Fit Checks (shout out Adrienne, and plumbers) Glossing over the bad stuff because it's our show an...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss what happened in Austin FC's 0-3 loss to Minnesota and preview the US Open Cup match against El Paso. Other questions and topics include: - Did the players deserve boos? - Actually, curses ARE real - Best 8 minutes of the season - Does Austin need a bad cop? - Cincinatti delivers another loss - Pedantic defensive debate - MLS Roster Profile update - Atlanta United Preview (1:11:55) - Vancouver Whitecaps Preview (1:19:22) - Join the Patreon - ...

Mike here, writing the show notes today; trying a new thing where in the title of the show I give it a click-baity headline! Did it work? Also, we never learned how to spell Cincinnatti. I know that's wrong. Today's episode starts with recaps of last week's match against MNUFC and our US Open Cup match against El Paso: Matchscots Fit Checks Curse Talk! Glossing over the bad stuff because it's our show and we can! Captain Stuff Social Media Standouts, feat: A Biro Interview from Pitchsid...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss what happened in Austin FC's 0-3 loss to Minnesota and preview the US Open Cup match against El Paso. Other questions and topics include: - Join the Patreon - Should Austin revert to more defensive tactics? - Nico's toxic positivity - A smart person says we're smart - How does Desler affect this offense? - How Austin concedes goals in 2025 - Stuver's worst mistake ever? - Will we get an attacking mid this summer? - El Paso Locomotive preview (1:04:25) - ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's rematch against Houston Dynamo ShOwen Heart Missed Connections Captain Stuff in the post-game presser Social Media Standouts, feat: Austin 40 Under 40 nominees Brad Stuver and Trennis Jones 100 Guys vs 1 Gorilla Robert Taylor Full Introduction 4ATX stuff! -- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Dan and Matt of The Loony Bin Podcast - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: The Loons' recen...

This week Jeremiah and Steph break down Austin FC's 2-0 loss against the Dynamo and answer some listener questions. Other questions and topics include: - Join the Patreon and be part of the community that got Landon to dye his hair green! - Houston Road Trip vibes - Dani Pereira injury non-updates - What's the deal with Ilie not always starting? - Robert Taylor Transfer News - Minnesota Preview - Did we let Seba go too soon? - Join the Patreon - much more Moontower Soccer is brought to you by ...

Today's episode starts with a NEW BOY ALERT!!! and then digs into a recap of last week's match against the LA Galaxy: Curses (post)Match Moods Goal Celly Rating Social Media Standouts -- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to our special guests for providing their nuanced and level headed takes. -- and as always, stick around 'til the end to find out The Man of Steph's Jersey! Support the show

This week Landon and Jeremiah break down Austin FC's 1-0 win against the Galaxy and answer some listener questions. Other questions and topics include: - Join the Patreon and give Landon green hair - Anaya family GoFundMe - How the formation change helped Austin win - A thesis on luck and chance - Vazquez's redemption arc - Chaotic ending - Transfer window closing - Houston Dynamo Preview (1:11:15) - Listener Questions - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - Join the Patreon - much more ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's rematch against Vancouver Whitecaps Mouse-capades north of the border Goal Celly Ratings Match Mood Social Media Standouts, feat: a special font review -- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Michelle and Christian of Simply Soccer Podcast - make sure to follow their work! We talk about: The Galaxy's recent form National MLS perspective versus the local nuanced vibes around the club Players to kee...

This week Landon and Jeremiah discuss Austin FC's monumental defeat and what we learned from it. Other questions and topics include: - Pics of the Patreon gifts! - Join the Patreon here - Analyzing what the f*** happened - How Vancouver created their own luck - Thoughts on press conference statements - Is the blueprint out on Austin? - Stuver saves a penalty (and a mouse) - "I shat and I missed it!" - LA Galaxy Preview (1:05:01) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - Join the Patreon - ...

Today's episode starts with a recap of last week's rematch against Portland Matchscot: Lance! Adopt this perfect zoomie angel. Ascot 'Fit Check! Match Moods Social Media Standouts, feat: pillows, bags, and a small putter boy -- Then, we get into our opponent spotlight for the week! Massive thank you to Michael McColl of AFTN - make sure to follow their work in print and in podcast! We talk about: Vancouver's recent form National MLS perspective versus the local nuanced vibes around the ...

This week Landon and Mike discuss Austin FC's home draw against the Portland TImbers, then preview next weekend's trip to Vancouver. Other questions and topics include: - Check out the new Patreon gifts! - "Humans desire always what they don't have" - What is Austin FC's ceiling? - How small mistakes stacked up - Questionable refereeing - Center back appreciation - Do we need another fullback? - Vancouver Whitecaps Preview (1:08:57) - Free Ticket Giveaway by Sage Wilson Realty - much more Moon...